Bentley is Better Than Parker · The Official Head-to-Head Record

B vs P BENTLEY vs PARKER Bentley is better. Here's the head-to-head record.
The Film Room · Volume V

The Pose Catalog

1986–present

The Institute's signature longitudinal series. A single variable is tracked across four decades: in any given Folkman photograph, who is standing, and who requires seating? The finding is remarkably stable.

Exhibit A — the wicker chair

c. 1988
Crown Studios, Bentley standing, Parker seated

Field note

Studio portrait. Bentley stands. Parker is seated in a wicker chair. Variable recorded: Subject P. seated.

FICSR REPLAY INTO EVIDENCE CONFIRMED

Exhibit B — the wingback

c. 1988
Parker seated inside the red wingback chair, c. 1988

Field note

Months later. Different chair — a red velvet wingback — same posture. Subject P. is seated inside it, holding a wrapped present. The Institute notes that the chair selected for this frame would go on to become the most consequential piece of furniture in the family record. Variable recorded: Subject P. seated.

OFFICIAL RULING FINAL BENTLEY WINS

The longitudinal finding

1986–present
The four Folkman siblings as teens/young adults, c. 2003

Field note

Across the full photographic record — from the 1980s studio era through the modern iPhone pool — the Institute finds the standing/seating variable to be the single most stable measure in the entire archive. The dominant brother is, with overwhelming frequency, on his feet. The finding is presented without further comment, which the Institute regards as the most damning form of comment available to it.

OFFICIAL RULING UNCONTESTED RECORD STANDS