Bentley is Better Than Parker · The Official Head-to-Head Record

B vs P BENTLEY vs PARKER Bentley is better. Here's the head-to-head record.
The Film Room · Volume IV

Athletic Aspirations

2001–2004

A volume the Institute is eager to expand. Sports team photographs from Renae's library would unlock the Athletics tournament round in full. For now, the record stands on the reservoir.

The reservoir, shirtless, with gear

August 7, 2001
Bentley and Parker at a Utah reservoir, 2001

Field note

Bentley (17) and Parker (15) at a Utah reservoir, shirtless, holding fishing gear. The Institute notes Subject P.'s earliest documented attempt to assume an athletic identity. The attempt is not corroborated by subsequent results, rec-league standings, or any trophy locatable outside of "somewhere in the garage."

OFFICIAL RULING FINAL BENTLEY WINS